1 00:00:01,995 --> 00:00:02,871 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,955 --> 00:00:04,498 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,416 --> 00:00:06,792 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,173 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:18,429 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:18,512 --> 00:00:20,556 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,684 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:25,352 --> 00:00:26,520 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:27,271 --> 00:00:29,732 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,815 --> 00:00:32,443 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,526 --> 00:00:35,028 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:39,158 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:42,536 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:43,912 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:58,761 --> 00:01:00,637 Arnold: OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO GET 16 00:01:00,721 --> 00:01:03,557 THIS NEWSPAPER OUT BY TOMORROW. 17 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,433 FRONT PAGE? 18 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:07,394 I'VE ALMOST FINISHED MY INVESTIGATIVE PIECE 19 00:01:07,478 --> 00:01:09,146 ON THE HALL WATER FOUNTAINS. 20 00:01:09,229 --> 00:01:11,106 SOME HARDLY GIVE YOU ANY WATER. 21 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,192 OTHERS SQUIRT ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 22 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:16,528 ALL RIGHT, STINKY, GIVE IT A TRY. 23 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:18,405 ( yells ) 24 00:01:18,489 --> 00:01:19,656 THANKS. 25 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:20,824 GOOD WORK. 26 00:01:20,908 --> 00:01:22,659 SOUNDS LIKE AN EXPOSE. 27 00:01:22,743 --> 00:01:25,621 STOP THE PRESSES! MY STORY WILL ROCK P.S. 118 28 00:01:25,704 --> 00:01:27,289 AT ITS VERY FOUNDATION. 29 00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:29,166 HERE, YOU ODD-HEADED EDITOR. 30 00:01:29,249 --> 00:01:30,542 DON'T CHANGE A WORD. 31 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:32,336 DID YOU CHECK YOUR SOURCES? 32 00:01:32,419 --> 00:01:36,131 OF COURSE I CHECKED MY SOURCES, LIKE, FOUR TIMES. 33 00:01:36,215 --> 00:01:37,925 REMEMBER THE WEEKLY WORD'S MOTTO: 34 00:01:38,008 --> 00:01:38,926 "ALL THE FACTS 35 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:40,385 ALL THE TIME." 36 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:44,807 ISN'T THERE ROOM FOR REPORTING WHAT'S BEYOND THE TRUTH? 37 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:45,974 PRINCIPAL WARTZ GOT PRETTY MAD 38 00:01:46,058 --> 00:01:49,853 WHEN YOU SAID HIS BEST FRIEND WAS A SQUIRREL. 39 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,897 I HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE IT. 40 00:01:53,607 --> 00:01:54,650 LET'S PUT THIS PAPER TO BED, FOLKS. 41 00:01:54,733 --> 00:01:57,486 WE'RE ON A DEADLINE. 42 00:02:04,117 --> 00:02:05,327 ( copier humming ) 43 00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:11,542 HOT OFF THE PRESS! 44 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,126 THE WEEKLY WORD. 45 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:15,379 BLASTED FREEDOM OF THE PRESS. 46 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:19,758 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 47 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:21,802 "LEFTOVER LUNCHES USED OVER AND OVER." 48 00:02:21,885 --> 00:02:22,803 "LUNCH LADIES FEED US LEFTOVER FOOD." 49 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:26,139 HELGA SAID SHE CHECKED HER SOURCES. 50 00:02:26,223 --> 00:02:28,141 HEY, I DID CHECK THEM. LOOK... 51 00:02:28,225 --> 00:02:29,518 FOR SEVERAL DAYS 52 00:02:29,601 --> 00:02:32,104 I ASKED THE LUNCH LADY WHAT WAS FOR LUNCH. 53 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:34,857 AND EVERY TIME SHE SAID, "SAME OLD THING." 54 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,066 HELGA! 55 00:02:36,149 --> 00:02:38,235 I DON'T LIKE THIS PAPER SULLYING 56 00:02:38,318 --> 00:02:40,279 THE GOOD NAME OF OUR CAFETERIA. 57 00:02:40,362 --> 00:02:42,865 CLEAN UP THIS SCANDAL SHEET AND DECIDE 58 00:02:42,948 --> 00:02:45,742 WHAT KIND OF NEWSPAPER YOU'RE PUTTING OUT: 59 00:02:45,826 --> 00:02:47,244 TRUTH OR FICTION. 60 00:02:47,327 --> 00:02:48,579 Helga: EVERY SINGLE WORD WAS TRUE. 61 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:51,081 DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? 62 00:02:51,164 --> 00:02:52,332 IT DIDN'T LIVE UP 63 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:53,584 TO THIS PAPER'S HIGH STANDARDS. 64 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,752 HIGH STANDARDS? 65 00:02:55,836 --> 00:02:57,045 KIDS DON'T CARE ABOUT HIGH STANDARDS. 66 00:02:57,129 --> 00:03:00,382 THEY WANT TO READ GOOD, JUICY STORIES 67 00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:02,467 THEY CAN SINK THEIR TEETH INTO. 68 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,595 BUT WHAT YOU WROTE ISN'T ACCURATE. 69 00:03:04,678 --> 00:03:07,723 YOU CAN'T STRETCH THE TRUTH WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT. 70 00:03:07,806 --> 00:03:09,433 OUR PAPER REPORTS FACTS. 71 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:10,392 FACTS, SCHMACTS! 72 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:12,477 YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE MY STORIES 73 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:14,730 GRAB PEOPLE MORE THAN YOUR STORIES. 74 00:03:14,813 --> 00:03:15,689 MAYBE WE SHOULD PART WAYS. 75 00:03:15,772 --> 00:03:17,608 THERE'S ROOM IN THIS SCHOOL 76 00:03:17,691 --> 00:03:20,110 FOR ANOTHER NEWSPAPER. 77 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:21,612 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 78 00:03:21,695 --> 00:03:23,614 I THINK YOUR PANSY PUBLICATION 79 00:03:23,697 --> 00:03:25,324 COULD USE SOME COMPETITION. 80 00:03:25,407 --> 00:03:27,075 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 81 00:03:27,159 --> 00:03:29,703 PEOPLE WILL LINE UP TO READ WHAT I WRITE. 82 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:30,787 SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS! 83 00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:33,957 ( school bell rings ) 84 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:37,711 THIS NEWSPAPER WILL REDEFINE 85 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:39,588 WHAT JOURNALISM IS ALL ABOUT. 86 00:03:39,671 --> 00:03:41,465 WE'LL BLOW THE COMPETITION OUT OF THE WATER! 87 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:42,382 STAFF? 88 00:03:42,466 --> 00:03:44,301 LISTENING. 89 00:03:44,384 --> 00:03:45,969 YOU PROVIDE PICTURES-- 90 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:47,596 I'LL PROVIDE STORIES. 91 00:03:47,679 --> 00:03:48,722 YOU GOT IT, BOSS. 92 00:03:48,805 --> 00:03:50,474 START TYPING THE OBITUARY 93 00:03:50,557 --> 00:03:52,184 FOR A CERTAIN FOOTBALL HEAD 94 00:03:52,267 --> 00:03:53,977 AND HIS SO-CALLED NEWSPAPER! 95 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,605 ( laughing evilly ) 96 00:03:56,688 --> 00:03:58,065 YOU KNOW, ARNOLD 97 00:03:58,148 --> 00:03:59,650 THIS IS A GREAT ISSUE. 98 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:00,734 "NEW BIKE RACK VERY POPULAR" 99 00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:02,778 EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 100 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:05,656 "ARNOLD IN LOVE WITH A TREE!" 101 00:04:05,739 --> 00:04:07,491 READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THE PATAKI PRESS. 102 00:04:07,574 --> 00:04:09,618 ONLY FIVE CENTS. 103 00:04:09,701 --> 00:04:11,662 SHE'S CHARGING FIVE CENTS? 104 00:04:11,745 --> 00:04:12,913 EXTRA, EXTRA! HOT OFF THE PRESS! 105 00:04:12,996 --> 00:04:16,166 "FOOTBALL HEAD LOVES AN ELM TREE!" 106 00:04:16,249 --> 00:04:17,334 READ ALL ABOUT IT! 107 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:19,127 I DO NOT LOVE AN ELM TREE. 108 00:04:19,211 --> 00:04:20,087 WHAT'S HELGA TALKING ABOUT? 109 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:23,966 Kids: I WANT ONE! HEY, I WANT IT! 110 00:04:24,049 --> 00:04:25,467 HELGA MADE THAT ALL UP 111 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,844 AND PASTED PICTURES TOGETHER TO LOOK REAL. 112 00:04:27,928 --> 00:04:30,514 CALM DOWN, EVERYONE KNOWS 113 00:04:30,597 --> 00:04:32,265 IT'S A DUMB, MADE-UP STORY. 114 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:34,685 IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING UPSET ABOUT. 115 00:04:34,768 --> 00:04:35,602 WHAT?! 116 00:04:35,686 --> 00:04:38,647 "GERALD PLAYS WITH LITTLE SISTER'S DOLLS!" 117 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:39,564 IT'S NOT TRUE! 118 00:04:39,648 --> 00:04:42,901 CALM DOWN, IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING UPSET ABOUT. 119 00:04:42,985 --> 00:04:44,194 ( girls giggling ) 120 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:45,988 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH! 121 00:04:46,071 --> 00:04:48,907 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HELGA AND HER BOGUS STORIES. 122 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:51,702 I GOT TO GET SID ON THE LINE. 123 00:04:51,785 --> 00:04:57,165 ( phone rings ) 124 00:04:57,249 --> 00:04:59,209 ( yawns ) 125 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:00,836 GOTCHA. 126 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,721 WE'LL BEAT HELGA'S BOGUS STORIES WITH THE TRUTH. 127 00:05:10,804 --> 00:05:12,889 THIS WILL BE OUR BEST ISSUE YET. 128 00:05:12,973 --> 00:05:16,184 NO MADE-UP STORIES, LIKE IN THE PATAKI PRESS. 129 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:21,815 PHEEBS, THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISM IS ALL ABOUT-- 130 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:23,358 DIGGING AND SNOOPING 131 00:05:23,442 --> 00:05:24,860 FOR WHAT THE COMPETITION'S COOKED UP. 132 00:05:24,943 --> 00:05:27,362 ISN'T THAT UNETHICAL? 133 00:05:27,446 --> 00:05:28,030 WHO HAS TIME FOR ETHICS? 134 00:05:28,113 --> 00:05:29,823 WE'VE GOT A PAPER TO PUT OUT. 135 00:05:29,906 --> 00:05:31,366 WHAT'S THEIR BIG STORY? 136 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:35,454 "NEW PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT A HUGE SUCCESS." HMM... 137 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:41,209 Helga: EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 138 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:45,005 THE NEW JUNGLE GYM IS UNSAFE AND RUSTY! 139 00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:46,923 READ THE PATAKI PRESS 140 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:48,300 ONLY FIVE CENTS! 141 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,554 THAT'S OUR STORY! 142 00:05:52,637 --> 00:05:53,638 HOW DID SHE... 143 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:56,099 EXTRA, EXTRA! HOT OFF THE PRESS! 144 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:57,768 "ARNOLD DOESN'T BATHE ANYMORE!" 145 00:05:57,851 --> 00:06:00,145 READ ALL ABOUT IT! 146 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:01,271 IT'S NOT TRUE. 147 00:06:01,354 --> 00:06:04,024 HELGA WILL SAY ANYTHING TO SELL A PAPER. 148 00:06:04,107 --> 00:06:06,151 ( sniffing ) 149 00:06:06,234 --> 00:06:07,444 IT'S NOT TRUE, STINKY! 150 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:09,237 BUT IT MUST BE, ON ACCOUNT OF 151 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:11,990 WE HAD TO PAY A NICKEL TO READ ABOUT IT. 152 00:06:12,074 --> 00:06:13,075 ( bell rings ) 153 00:06:13,158 --> 00:06:14,076 DON'T WORRY. 154 00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:15,494 WE'LL GET OUR REVENGE. 155 00:06:15,577 --> 00:06:17,579 COME ON! I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 156 00:06:20,457 --> 00:06:22,167 GERALD, WHY ARE WE HERE? 157 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:22,375 TRUST ME. 158 00:06:27,381 --> 00:06:28,965 WHO WAS THAT? 159 00:06:29,049 --> 00:06:29,800 THAT WAS SID. LOOK. 160 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:32,344 WOW! SID TOOK THESE? 161 00:06:32,427 --> 00:06:35,472 YUP, AND HE DID IT WITH A THROW-AWAY CAMERA. 162 00:06:35,555 --> 00:06:35,931 ARE YOU THINKING 163 00:06:36,014 --> 00:06:38,100 WHAT I'M THINKING? 164 00:06:38,183 --> 00:06:40,143 YEAH, SID'S GETTING TO BE A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER. 165 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:42,896 NO! WE CAN GET HELGA WITH THESE PICTURES. 166 00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:45,482 TELL HER IF SHE DOESN'T 167 00:06:45,565 --> 00:06:48,235 STOP PUBLISHING THESE BOGUS STORIES 168 00:06:48,318 --> 00:06:49,528 THAT AREN'T TRUE 169 00:06:49,611 --> 00:06:50,695 WE'LL PRINT THESE REAL PICTURES 170 00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:52,739 IN OUR PAPER. 171 00:06:52,823 --> 00:06:53,698 BUT THAT'S... BLACKMAIL. 172 00:06:53,782 --> 00:06:55,033 EXACTLY! 173 00:06:55,117 --> 00:06:57,327 I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 174 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:59,579 I WON'T STOOP DOWN TO HER LEVEL. 175 00:07:01,498 --> 00:07:03,125 Man: IF WE KNOCK THIS WALL DOWN-- 176 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:03,542 BOOM! THEN THIS ONE 177 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,210 BOO-OOM! 178 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:08,630 THEN THE REAL WRECKING WORK CAN START. 179 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:09,548 ( laughs ) BOOM, BOOM! SMASH! 180 00:07:09,631 --> 00:07:13,009 PHOEBE, I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST NEWSPAPER SCOOP 181 00:07:13,093 --> 00:07:15,637 EVER TO HIT P.S. 118. 182 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,307 THE SCHOOL'S GOING TO BE CLOSED DOWN, THEN TORN DOWN. 183 00:07:19,391 --> 00:07:20,851 ( gasps ) WHAT? NO! 184 00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:22,519 THEN THEY'RE GOING TO BUILD 185 00:07:22,602 --> 00:07:25,647 A HUGE AMUSEMENT PARK HERE ON THIS VERY SPOT. 186 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:26,982 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 187 00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:27,899 BELIEVE IT! 188 00:07:27,983 --> 00:07:31,486 I HAVE MANY DOCUMENTS TO PROVE THAT IT'S TRUE. 189 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:34,531 AN AMUSEMENT PARK INSTEAD OF A SCHOOL? 190 00:07:34,614 --> 00:07:35,532 BUT WHY?! 191 00:07:35,615 --> 00:07:36,658 Helga: WHO CARES? 192 00:07:36,741 --> 00:07:38,869 THIS WILL SINK ARNOLD AND HIS RAG 193 00:07:38,952 --> 00:07:40,370 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 194 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:42,998 COME ON, PHOEBE, WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 195 00:07:43,081 --> 00:07:44,124 SO DO WE, GERALD. 196 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:46,251 COME ON, LET'S GO SEE WARTZ. 197 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:48,545 SOUNDS GOOD. 198 00:07:48,628 --> 00:07:49,880 I'LL TALK TO THE SUPERINTENDENT. 199 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:52,048 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 200 00:07:52,132 --> 00:07:53,884 I'LL BE WAITING, MY BROTHER. 201 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,260 YOU GOT MY NUMBER. 202 00:07:55,343 --> 00:07:56,469 HEY, ARNOLD! 203 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:58,889 WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRO? ( laughs ) 204 00:07:58,972 --> 00:08:01,641 PRINCIPAL WARTZ, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 205 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:03,935 IS P.S. 118 GOING TO BE KNOCKED DOWN? 206 00:08:04,019 --> 00:08:06,771 WELL, THE DEMOLITION FELLOW IS GOING TO DO 207 00:08:06,855 --> 00:08:08,190 SOME, UH, WORK ON THE SCHOOL. 208 00:08:08,273 --> 00:08:11,359 OH, I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT. 209 00:08:12,235 --> 00:08:14,237 HOW'S THIS? THE LIBRARY IS TO BE 210 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:16,031 LEVELED AND REPLACED BY A FERRIS WHEEL. 211 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:18,366 DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE? 212 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,577 THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 213 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:21,536 COME ON! 214 00:08:22,162 --> 00:08:23,496 ( brakes squealing ) 215 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,376 KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING, OKAY, PAL? 216 00:08:31,004 --> 00:08:32,130 HERE'S HIS HOUSE. 217 00:08:32,214 --> 00:08:33,465 IT'S OUR LAST HOPE 218 00:08:33,548 --> 00:08:35,467 TO GET THIS STORY STRAIGHT. 219 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,259 ( doorbell rings ) 220 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:37,135 I ALREADY BOUGHT COOKIES 221 00:08:37,219 --> 00:08:40,138 FROM THOSE OTHER GIRL SCOUTS. 222 00:08:40,222 --> 00:08:42,265 WE'RE FROM THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. 223 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:44,809 IS THE SCHOOL GOING TO BE TORN DOWN? 224 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:47,562 OH, YES, WALLS ARE GOING DOWN. 225 00:08:47,646 --> 00:08:49,898 AN AMUSEMENT PARK WILL REPLACE IT? 226 00:08:49,981 --> 00:08:52,108 ( laughs ) WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU THAT? 227 00:08:52,192 --> 00:08:54,444 SOUNDS LIKE A CHILDHOOD DREAM TO ME. 228 00:08:54,527 --> 00:08:56,988 NO ONE'S BUILDING ANY AMUSEMENT PARK. 229 00:08:57,072 --> 00:08:58,740 BUT "WALLS ARE GOING DOWN"? 230 00:08:58,823 --> 00:09:01,451 BECAUSE WE'RE ADDING TO THE SCHOOL 231 00:09:01,534 --> 00:09:03,286 BUILDING MORE CLASSROOMS. 232 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,246 REALLY? CAN WE QUOTE YOU? 233 00:09:04,329 --> 00:09:07,082 ARE YOU THAT NICKEL PAPER? 234 00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:09,668 NO, WE'RE THE OTHER ONE, THE HONEST ONE. 235 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:12,045 OH, THAT ONE. SURE, WHAT THE HEY. 236 00:09:12,128 --> 00:09:13,129 THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE. 237 00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:14,714 LET'S GO TO PRESS. 238 00:09:40,699 --> 00:09:42,284 AH, WE DID IT, ARNOLD. 239 00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:44,327 WE'RE GOING TO SCOOP HELGA 240 00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:46,121 WITH THE REAL STORY. 241 00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:49,582 ( school bell rings ) 242 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:53,169 ( kids clamoring ) 243 00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:56,006 Helga: READ ALL ABOUT IT! 244 00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:59,217 SCHOOL'S BEING TORN DOWN FOR A NEW AMUSEMENT PARK. 245 00:09:59,301 --> 00:09:59,718 READ ALL ABOUT IT! 246 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:04,681 CAN'T YOU COMPREHEND? 247 00:10:04,764 --> 00:10:06,808 YOU HAVE GRAVEL IN YOUR HEADS? 248 00:10:06,891 --> 00:10:07,642 OUR SCHOOL'S GOING DOWN 249 00:10:07,726 --> 00:10:10,687 AND AN AMUSEMENT PARK IS GOING UP! 250 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,690 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS PAPER SAYS. 251 00:10:13,773 --> 00:10:14,232 GIVE ME THAT PAPER! 252 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:18,111 WARTZ SAYS I'M A LIAR? 253 00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:20,196 YOU BELIEVE THIS TRASH? 254 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,865 All: YES, YEAH, SURE. 255 00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:21,948 YES! 256 00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:23,825 I DO! 257 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:23,908 YEAH! 258 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:24,042 YEAH! 259 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,035 YEAH! 260 00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:27,537 ( all agreeing ) 261 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,040 NOBODY BELIEVES ANYTHING IN YOUR PAPER. 262 00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:32,167 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 263 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,711 EXTRA, EXTRA, PRICE REDUCED! 264 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:35,295 ONLY TWO CENTS NOW. 265 00:10:35,378 --> 00:10:38,214 "RHONDA HAS WEBBED FEET!" 266 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,966 EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! 267 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,760 GET OUT OF HERE! 268 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:43,053 NO MORE LIES, HELGA! 269 00:10:43,136 --> 00:10:44,304 NO MORE LIES! 270 00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:47,557 Kids: NO MORE LIES! NO MORE LIES! 271 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,517 WHY IS EVERYONE SO UPSET? 272 00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:53,063 ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PUBLISH GOOD, JUICY STORIES 273 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:55,398 THAT DELVED DEEPER THAN THE TRUTH. 274 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,317 YOU PUSHED THE TRUTH TOO FAR. 275 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,568 OH, PHOOEY! 276 00:10:58,651 --> 00:11:02,113 Kids: NO MORE LIES! NO MORE LIES! 277 00:11:02,197 --> 00:11:04,908 EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 278 00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:05,909 THE WEEKLY WORD-- 279 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:08,828 THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT P.S. 118! 280 00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:14,125 ( typewriter keys clicking ) 281 00:11:14,209 --> 00:11:18,713 WELL, THIS WILL BE ANOTHER GREAT ISSUE OF THE WEEKLY WORD. 282 00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:20,632 ALL WE'RE MISSING IS... 283 00:11:20,715 --> 00:11:22,175 YOUR WEATHER REPORT, FOOTBALL HEAD. 284 00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:24,511 TODAY: SUNNY AND 70 DEGREES. 285 00:11:24,594 --> 00:11:27,430 TOMORROW: CLOUDY WITH INCREASING WINDS. 286 00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:30,225 AND THEN... A METEOR WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN 287 00:11:30,308 --> 00:11:31,476 CASTING THE EARTH 288 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:32,185 INTO ETERNAL NIGHT! 289 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:34,771 HEAVY SLEET AND HAIL 290 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:35,688 WILL POUR DOWN 291 00:11:35,772 --> 00:11:37,273 AND ALL WILL BE DOOMED. 292 00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:38,525 HELGA. 293 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,735 I WAS JUST TRYING TO JUICE IT UP. 294 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:42,779 FACTS, HELGA, FACTS. 295 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,489 OKAY, LET'S GET CRACKING. 296 00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:45,949 WE'RE ON A DEADLINE. 297 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,292 ( hitting fence ) 298 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:59,462 Woman: WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET? 299 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,923 GET THAT STICK AWAY FROM MY FENCE! 300 00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,550 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! 301 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:04,342 I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! 302 00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:07,762 YOU'RE JUST A MEAN OLD LADY... 303 00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,222 WHO LIVES ALONE... 304 00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:10,807 HEY! 305 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,101 YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS, YOUNG MAN. 306 00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:16,354 YOU MEAN OLD LADY! 307 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,818 WHAT'RE YOU PLAYING? 308 00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:24,737 YOUR LITTLE WUSSY KICKBALL GAME? 309 00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:25,780 ( jeering ) 310 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:32,162 I WOULDN'T PLAY IF YOU ASKED ME. 311 00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:33,121 MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HAROLD 312 00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:35,331 TO PLAY KICKBALL. 313 00:12:35,415 --> 00:12:36,541 ARE YOU KIDDING? 314 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:39,169 HAROLD'S THE MEANEST BULLY AROUND. 315 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,128 YEAH. 316 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,547 I MEAN, HE'S A SLOB. 317 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,798 YEAH, AND A BULLY. 318 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:45,550 IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION. 319 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,177 ( chattering ) 320 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,263 HEY, HOW COME 321 00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,306 THEY DIDN'T ASK ME TO PLAY? 322 00:12:51,389 --> 00:12:53,516 I WOULD HAVE PLAYED. 323 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,852 BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS GOT TO BE MEAN. 324 00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:58,771 WHY DO I ALWAYS GOT TO BE SO MEAN? 325 00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:00,398 WHY, WHY, WHY? 326 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:03,568 OW, I HURT MY HEAD! 327 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:08,198 SO WHAT IF I'M ALONE? 328 00:13:08,281 --> 00:13:09,449 I DON'T NEED NOBODY TO PLAY WITH. 329 00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:12,619 I'LL JUST THROW THESE ROCKS 330 00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:15,079 AT THAT TRASH CAN. 331 00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,248 OH, YEAH! 332 00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:18,333 THIS WILL BE GREAT! 333 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:21,002 ( animal whimpers ) 334 00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:23,963 THERE'S AN ANIMAL BEHIND THAT CAN! 335 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,131 I'M SCARED! 336 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,008 I'M SCARED, MOMMY! 337 00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:27,717 HAROLD, WHAT'S WRONG? 338 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,887 THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND THAT CAN! 339 00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:31,846 ( Harold shrieks ) 340 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,227 LOOK, IT'S JUST A KITTEN. 341 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,186 HUH? 342 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:39,729 I KNEW THAT. 343 00:13:39,812 --> 00:13:40,605 YOU'RE SCARED. 344 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,732 I'M NOT SCARED OF A DUMB CAT. 345 00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:45,610 I COULD BEAT IT UP SO EASY IT'S NOT FUNNY. 346 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:46,694 COME ON, HAROLD. 347 00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,196 IT'S A LITTLE KITTEN. 348 00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:48,821 IT MUST BE LOST. 349 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:50,240 LOOK, IT'S GOT A COLLAR ON. 350 00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,825 WE SHOULD FIND THE OWNER. 351 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,203 WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON THAT? 352 00:13:55,286 --> 00:13:56,579 SOMEBODY OWNS THIS CAT. 353 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,248 LET'S LOOK FOR A NAME TAG. 354 00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,666 HOLD HIM FOR ME. 355 00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:01,042 I DON'T WANT TO! 356 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,460 COME ON, HAROLD, JUST FOR A SECOND. 357 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:04,837 WHAT IF HE GOES ON ME! 358 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,172 DUMB, OLD CAT! 359 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:07,590 PROBABLY GOT FLEAS! 360 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:08,091 I HATE CATS! 361 00:14:08,174 --> 00:14:10,134 ( meows ) 362 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,054 SURE GOT FUNNY-LOOKING EARS. 363 00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:16,057 AND, AND... WEIRD-COLORED EYES. 364 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,684 IT IS CUTE, THOUGH. 365 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:18,351 ( meows ) 366 00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:20,770 I MEAN IN A DOPEY WAY. 367 00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:21,396 I DON'T SEE A NAME TAG. 368 00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:24,190 I GUESS I'LL TAKE HIM HOME 369 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,984 UNTIL WE CAN FIND THE OWNER. 370 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,944 WE BOTH FOUND THE DUMB CAT. 371 00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:29,320 I CAN TAKE HIM HOME, TOO, YOU KNOW. 372 00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:31,656 OKAY, YOU TAKE HIM HOME. 373 00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:33,658 I'LL MAKE UP FLYERS TO FIND THE OWNER. 374 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,786 Harold: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW. 375 00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,788 I'M TAKING YOU HOME, ALL RIGHT? 376 00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:41,332 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU 377 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:44,127 AND PLAY WITH YOU AND FEED YOU AND... 378 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,628 FEED YOU... 379 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,131 THAT REMINDS ME, I'M HUNGRY. 380 00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:50,425 OH, I FEEL LIKE A... 381 00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:51,968 LIKE A CUPCAKE. 382 00:14:52,051 --> 00:14:54,512 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A CUPCAKE. 383 00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,055 ALL CHOCOLATE COLORED 384 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,391 WITH THAT CREAMY SPOT ON YOUR CHEST. 385 00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:00,935 HEY, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR YOU. 386 00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,270 CUPCAKE! 387 00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:03,354 YOU LIKE THAT? 388 00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:04,355 ( meows ) 389 00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:05,607 OKAY, NOW ON 390 00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,525 I'M GOING TO CALL YOU CUPCAKE. 391 00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:08,818 Harold: YOU'RE SO LITTLE. 392 00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,279 YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY IN THE WORLD. 393 00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:12,822 YOU'RE ALL ALONE. 394 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:16,326 NO OTHER CATS OR NOBODY TO PLAY WITH. 395 00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,244 I... I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 396 00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:19,412 SOMETIMES I... 397 00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:20,455 Woman: HAROLD! 398 00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:21,122 WHAT? 399 00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:22,665 IF THAT ANIMAL MAKES ON THE RUG 400 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,335 YOU'LL CLEAN IT UP, MISTER! 401 00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,252 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CLEAN IT UP! 402 00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:28,212 ( groans ) 403 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:29,839 DON'T WORRY, CUPCAKE. 404 00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:31,424 I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 405 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:32,925 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 406 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,720 WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE. 407 00:15:44,395 --> 00:15:48,232 ( no audio ) 408 00:15:56,616 --> 00:16:00,161 ( snoring and purring ) 409 00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:01,663 WHAT WAS THAT, CUPCAKE? 410 00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:02,664 ( meows ) 411 00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:04,207 A LITTLE FASTER? 412 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:04,749 OKAY! 413 00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:07,418 WHOA, NOW I'M ALL DIZZY. 414 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,504 ARE YOU DIZZY, CUPCAKE? 415 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:10,505 ( meows ) 416 00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:11,673 HOW'S IT GOING? 417 00:16:11,756 --> 00:16:14,384 OH, PRETTY GOOD, I'M ALL DIZZY. 418 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,135 WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANYWAYS? 419 00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:17,220 I WAS NOTICING 420 00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:18,888 YOU'VE GOTTEN PRETTY CLOSE 421 00:16:18,971 --> 00:16:19,889 TO THAT CAT. 422 00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:21,015 CUPCAKE! 423 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:23,017 RIGHT, CUPCAKE. 424 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,228 ANYWAY... I WANT TO REMIND YOU 425 00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:26,229 SOONER OR LATER 426 00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:27,730 YOU'LL GIVE THE CAT... 427 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:28,731 CUPCAKE! 428 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:32,026 RIGHT, CUPCAKE, TO HIS RIGHTFUL OWNER. 429 00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,736 OH, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN! 430 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,073 LOOK, ME AND CUPCAKE GOT TO GO NOW. 431 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:41,744 BOY, WE SURE GOT GREAT CAT TOYS 432 00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:42,995 FOR YOU, CUPCAKE. 433 00:16:43,079 --> 00:16:45,206 I SPENT ALMOST ALL THE LUNCH MONEY 434 00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:47,667 I BILKED OUT OF THOSE SECOND-GRADERS 435 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,127 BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT. 436 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:50,336 ( bell tolls ) 437 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:53,172 "FOUND: KITTEN 438 00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:56,217 "CHOCOLATE COLOR WITH WHITE SPOT. 439 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,260 CALL ARN..."? 440 00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:00,096 ARNOLD?! 441 00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:00,638 ( yelling ) 442 00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:03,391 OH, NO, THAT TRAITOR! 443 00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,351 ( ripping ) 444 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,606 ( gasps ) THURSTON! 445 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,025 ( door bell rings ) 446 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:15,445 HELLO, ARE YOU THE NICE YOUNG MAN 447 00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:18,614 WHO FOUND MY CAT? 448 00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,576 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CUPCAKE. 449 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:24,704 IT WAS ONE WEEK AGO TODAY THAT I FOUND YOU. 450 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:28,541 I MEAN, THAT WE FOUND EACH OTHER. 451 00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:30,001 ( Cupcake purring ) 452 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:30,418 ( phone rings ) 453 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:33,254 OH, WHAT NOW? 454 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,215 HELLO? 455 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,467 Harold, it's Arnold. 456 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,218 REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU 457 00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,679 THE CAT'S REAL OWNER WOULD SHOW UP? 458 00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:42,805 YEAH? 459 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,474 Arnold: Well, she's here. 460 00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:46,267 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 461 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:46,893 I'M THE REAL OWNER. 462 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:49,437 HAROLD, I KNOW THIS IS HARD 463 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,856 BUT WE'RE COMING OVER TO GET THE CAT. 464 00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:53,608 OH, NO! NO! 465 00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:56,444 YOU'RE NOT TAKING CUPCAKE AWAY FROM ME! 466 00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:57,862 HAROLD? 467 00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:58,821 DON'T WORRY. 468 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,698 HE'LL COME TO HIS SENSES. 469 00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:03,075 I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY THURSTON BACK. 470 00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:07,038 HE'S REALLY THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE IN THE WORLD. 471 00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:12,752 "KEEP OUT. CUPCAKE IS NOT HERE. 472 00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:13,753 GO AWAY."? 473 00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:14,754 ( ringing ) 474 00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:15,797 IT'S ME, ARNOLD. 475 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,715 WE'VE COME FOR THE CAT. 476 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:20,301 YOU'RE NOT TAKING CUPCAKE! HE'S MINE! 477 00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:23,179 HAROLD, THE CAT'S REAL OWNER IS HERE. 478 00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:24,347 WHERE? 479 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:24,847 THURSTON! 480 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,682 I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY! 481 00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:27,558 WHAT? 482 00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,811 THAT'S THE MEAN OLD LADY WHO THROWS WATER! 483 00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:32,355 AND YOU'RE THAT ROTTEN KID 484 00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,690 THAT ALWAYS MAKES SUCH A RACKET! 485 00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:35,691 I'M NOT GIVING CUPCAKE TO HER! 486 00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,777 HE'S MINE! NOW GO AWAY! 487 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,863 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP THE CAT 488 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:41,739 THIS COULD GET SERIOUS. 489 00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,158 THEN LET IT GET SERIOUS! 490 00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:48,162 Arnold: HAROLD... 491 00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:51,874 COME ON, HAROLD, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 492 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:52,375 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 493 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,335 HAROLD! 494 00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:55,378 IT'S YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING! 495 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:59,048 I DON'T WANT THAT DISGUSTING ANIMAL IN MY HOUSE! 496 00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,091 UNLOCK THIS DOOR! 497 00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,467 HIS NAME'S CUPCAKE! 498 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:02,218 HE'S NOT DISGUSTING! 499 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:05,138 HE'S LICKING HIMSELF HALF THE TIME. 500 00:19:05,221 --> 00:19:06,389 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 501 00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,599 ( police siren wailing ) 502 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:11,227 RELAX, EVERYONE, RELAX. 503 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,145 THE POLICE DEPARTMENT'S HERE. 504 00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,398 OFFICER PUDNEY, LOCAL POLICE. 505 00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,732 I ORDER YOU TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW! 506 00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:19,360 COME AND GET ME, COPPER LADY! 507 00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:22,822 HAROLD! 508 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:24,323 YOU HAVE TO COME OUT! 509 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:26,450 THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS HERE! 510 00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:27,076 THE POLICE ARE HERE! 511 00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:29,620 YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP THE CAT! 512 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,497 I'M NEVER GIVING UP CUPCAKE. 513 00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:32,707 NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! 514 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,792 OH DEAR, OH DEAR! 515 00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,043 POOR THURSTON. 516 00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,296 I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS JUST BORN. 517 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,256 HE WAS SO LITTLE. 518 00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:42,133 HE FIT IN THE PALM OF MY HAND. 519 00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:45,261 ( sobs ): YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! 520 00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:55,062 DON'T WORRY, CUPCAKE. 521 00:19:55,146 --> 00:19:56,355 I'LL PROTECT YOU. 522 00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:59,317 WE GOT CANNED LIVER AND CHOCOLATE CHUNKIES 523 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,276 TO LAST WEEKS. 524 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:01,611 ( helicopter overhead ) 525 00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,070 Man: Harold Berman! 526 00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,322 WHAT? 527 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,948 ANIMAL CONTROL AIR ONE! 528 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:09,118 COME OUT WITH THE CAT AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 529 00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:09,869 I CAN'T DO BOTH! 530 00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:12,246 WHAT? OH, WELL, COME OUT 531 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,332 WITH YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE AIR 532 00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:14,790 AND THE CAT IN... 533 00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,667 THE OTHER HAND... 534 00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,586 NO, THE CAT IN YOUR LEFT HAND 535 00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:22,089 BUT KEEP YOUR RIGHT CAT WHERE WE CAN SEE YOUR HAND. 536 00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:24,342 YOU'RE CONFUSING ME! 537 00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:27,011 ( gasps ) 538 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,137 HAROLD! 539 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:28,638 GET BACK, ARNOLD! 540 00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:29,805 COME ON, HAROLD. 541 00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:31,891 IT'S OUT OF CONTROL. 542 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:31,974 ( meows ) 543 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:32,704 HE'S NOT YOURS. 544 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:32,704 ( meows ) 545 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,643 HE'S NOT YOURS. 546 00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:35,478 HE BELONGS TO MRS. RYLE. 547 00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:36,562 THAT OLD LADY'S MEAN AND CRAZY. 548 00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:38,648 SHE'S NOT CRAZY. 549 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:40,316 SHE'S JUST LONELY. 550 00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:41,567 AND THAT CAT IS HER BEST FRIEND. 551 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:43,986 BUT, BUT, BUT... 552 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,863 CUPCAKE NEEDS ME! 553 00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:48,157 IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT CUPCAKE 554 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,450 YOU SHOULD REALIZE 555 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,410 HE MUST REALLY MISS HIS OWNER. 556 00:20:51,494 --> 00:20:53,788 HE LIVED WITH HER FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. 557 00:20:53,871 --> 00:20:55,206 SHE RAISED HIM 558 00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,083 FROM THE TIME HE WAS BORN. 559 00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:01,671 HAROLD... 560 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:08,719 Pudney: Harold! 561 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:11,389 I ORDER YOU TO COME OUT! 562 00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:23,651 ( wailing ) 563 00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:26,404 DON'T KILL ME! 564 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:29,073 I'M JUST A KID WITH A CAT! 565 00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:31,033 THURSTON! 566 00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,535 ( sobbing ) 567 00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:33,869 OKAY. 568 00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,497 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU CUPCAKE! 569 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:36,747 THURSTON. 570 00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:39,375 HERE. 571 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,793 ( wailing ) 572 00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:42,628 OH, THURSTON. 573 00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:46,298 ( sobbing ): AND HERE'S HIS PLASTIC MOUSE 574 00:21:46,382 --> 00:21:51,762 AND HIS LITTLE RUBBER VETERINARIAN 575 00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:56,308 AND HIS CATNIP, OH... 576 00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:01,022 WELL, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN. 577 00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:05,234 I STILL THINK YOU'RE A MEAN OLD LADY. 578 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:07,903 AND I STILL THINK YOU'RE A ROTTEN KID. 579 00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:10,322 I GUESS IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO STEAL HIM 580 00:22:10,406 --> 00:22:13,117 I'LL LET YOU COME AND PLAY WITH THURSTON. 581 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,118 REALLY? 582 00:22:14,201 --> 00:22:18,080 WELL, WE BETTER BE GOING. 583 00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:19,874 GOOD BYE, CUPCAKE. 584 00:22:19,957 --> 00:22:22,251 ( meowing ) 585 00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:29,008 ( meowing ) 586 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,260 THAT'S A NICE THING HAROLD DID. 587 00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:34,096 YEAH, IT'S SWEET HOW MUCH HE LOVED THAT CAT. 588 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,724 MAKES YOU RE-THINK HAROLD A LITTLE. 589 00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:39,018 WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO PLAY KICKBALL. 590 00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:40,227 YEAH. 591 00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:40,770 ( laughing wildly ) 592 00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:42,813 BUT NOT TODAY. 593 00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:43,856 MAYBE NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING. 594 00:22:43,939 --> 00:22:48,069 ( Harold laughing ) 595 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:55,159 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 596 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:59,455 and NICKELODEON